Caveman question: You are walking through the

[loraine]

Caveman question: You are walking through the woods/jungle with another member of your tribe/clan, suddenly, lightning strikes a nearby tree/plant. No mention of the affects have lightning/electricity have ever been mentioned in group discussions/campfires. What do you tell the people back at the cave/your house?

[orme]

I grunt and scratch my balls

[rings]

Not what you're doing NOW. If you were a caveman

[fulvia]

to make a point you would have to be the first caveman ever to see the lightning. because the older cavemen in the group would have had to seen lightning walking around and throughout the ages and would have shared some insight and wisdom. so if you were the very first caveman ever to be created and saw lightning? easy, if i were that first caveman ever to be created, i would just turn next to me and ask the Creator wtf that was.

[prideaux]

NOBODY EVER FUCKIN MENTIONED IT

[rickabaugh]

are you saying the other cavemen saw lightning and never brought it up around the campfire? then lightning must not be that great, fascinating, or out of the ordinary. so the caveman in your example would see the lightning, and just go back to the cave and fuck his cavewoman. end of story. regardless, i would still turn to the Creator and be like "wtf was that?"

[steffel]

you subconsciously feel guilty about your past drinking and now it results in your body reacting involuntarily to what it perceives as taboo. kind of like who got molested hating sex when they get older either that of you're nuts

[vise]

you got me there

[mrazek]

Leaving Your Mark 70 year-old Buddhist monk Hua Chi has been praying in the same spot at his temple in Tongren, China for over 20 years. His footprints, which are up to 1.2 inches deep in some areas, are the result of performing his prayers up to 3000 times a day. Now that he is 70, he says that he has greatly reduced his quantity of prayers to 1,000 times each day.

[kroh]

Cheap gook flooring

[rebman]

keep my cool and not mention it crazy stories could get me banished from the tribe..